DarkSydePhil/2016 - Encyclopedia Dramatica (2024)

The inevitable end of the leeching co*ckroach

The manchild dun goofed badly in just one week. Let's recap all the dumb sh*t that this retard ended up doing in the fall 2014, there's enough content for a whole book to be written about just how badly DSP f*cked up. But since every wiki-reader is a TLDR fa*ggot, we go straight to the point.

In a nutshell:

1. Getting caught playing WWE Supercard and arguing with people on the 2K Forums rather than "stirring the sauce" as the dumb f*ck would put it. Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT DEAD PAKISTANI CHILDREN SO HE CAN PROFIT FROM THE AD REVENUE!.
2. Pissing off all of his mods in the process, by deciding to destroy his whole Twitch.tv community just so he could stream his sh*tty, quality "kaaantent" on YouTube at 1080p / 60 fsp, taking the lazy way out instead of trying to edit his garbage. Subsequently, the mods decided to walk out on him after the pig broke the agreement that they made by banning one of the mods on the website. Then, as a result of someone taking over the website and demoting the greasy bastard, Philly Boy gets banned from his own forums and gets rekted so much in a single night faster than you can say "salsa verde." Of course, a fantard by the name of The Mighty Onyx helped Phil regain control of the website and shut it down and eventually they were able to create a new godawful looking website and forum that looks like something out of the f*cking 90s in the worst possible way, especially coming from someone that claims to have studied computer programming. Prior to the website relaunch, they were also using a really outdated IRC chat as a replacement for the stream chat on Twitch where you can see the IP addresses of others and where you can find maximum asskissing, minimum truth. On top of that, the manchild set up a decoy stream chat on YouTube for all the "haters" to go to while still banning people there who call him out on his sh*t for the sake of getting more views on his videos. Good going, you dumb f*ck.
3. Disabling the chat on YouTube.
4. STILL blaming everyone under the f*cking sun for his misfortunes, especially with what happened on the King of Hate Forums.
5. Stealing paid Twitch's subscribers hard earned money and not bothering to give them a goddamn refund, further exposing himself as the con man he is.
6. Unfollowing his last "real-life" friend John Rambo on Twitter after not being invited to Rambo's podcast and reading his private cell phone messages out loud in front of everyone. The worst part about this is that the inconsiderate asshole decided to unfollow him on Thanksgiving, confirming that they've parted ways for good.
7. Ebegging on Patreon after he said repeatedly that he would never take donations again. His Patreon is such a disaster that a lot of the donations he's been able to get have been from his own critics and on top of that, the mongoloid idiot calls the people who are subscribers "Patreons" rather than "Patrons." On top of that, the fake Patreon that used the link that he uses now for his even looked much more professional than the lazily put together one that's up. The King of Massive f*ck Ups never fails to expose himself and sabotage so many of his endeavors.
8. Phil presented a goal on his Patreon that if he received $1250, he would revive Project 7 (the sh*tty skit show he tried to do, but his friends were to embarrassed by to continue), and promised to have at least a teaser out by August. Needless to say, he did not. In fact, he canceled Project 7 altogether, and refuses to refund his patrons. He openly mocks people who are asking for refunds and saying he broke Patreon's TOS, saying "Get Over it" and "That's life, grow up". His reason for this is because playing video games would take up so much of his time, that he would never be able to balance the 5-6 hours he spends on video games and the rest of the time doing f*cking nothing. In short, He might not have his Patreon for long.

Twitch and Pandalee vs. Uber-Scrub

Later on, he finally f*cked up enough to get Twitch to tell him to f*ck off if he didn't shape up. As standard with DSP, he gives no amount of sh*t about any rules, like with ad-ridden pre- and post-stream segments with no gameplay, and before he moved to his new condo, Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination his final ending stream was playing nothing but copyrighted music and movies, such as:

• Bill And Ted (MGM Studios)
• The Muppet Movie (The Henson Company)
• And a Twisted Sister music video (Warner Music Group)

We don't think Twitch would like them breathing down their throats, would they?(Even though Twitch has banned people that did the same thing he did, which planted the idea that DickSuckerPhil was a special kind of guy). So with one final "f*ck it", his channel was gone by November. But actually, that wasn't the reason why his channel disappeared. Before that, he said he deleted it cause Twitch told him to "reduce his streaming rate" as it needed to be below 3500Kb to accommodate consoles and iPods, and he refused cause he wouldn't be able to stream his H-Dee 1080pee 400 FPS quality gameplay anymore if he did, but we all know why he really left. However, upon more research, it's been proven that was not the case, because he didn't even leave and remove the channel himself! The CWCki thread linked at the bottom of this article said that it was actually Pandalee that shut it down herself after an argument with Phil on the channel! Looks like the money is getting to be less worth it the longer she stays with him if she deliberately wanted to break into Phil's Twitch account and shut it down. There goes another source of income for the obese cow of a human and another website to add to the list of ones he's been from, including a permab& from Blip for his "anti-Semitic remarks" during the Dead Space 2 demo when he called the enemies Jews and himself a Nazi, and his own forums because of vengeful troll mods. To this day, he hasn't found another streaming site to host his crap outside of Youtube's glitchy, freezing mess of a streaming service, and as his income dwindles, his days with Pandalee are growing more numbered as she grows more annoyed and greedy for her adult soap business.

Have fun working at Burger King and filing for bankruptcy after this, you disgusting pig. Karma's a bitch, isn't it?

False Flags

Jealous of how many more views the TIHYDP videos get than his own content, greedy Phil decided to start flagging videos from the likes of Loophole572 and Renegade Operative and had the audacity to deny what he did when people kept showing him evidence of what he did. Loophole572 wants to take Phil to court and despite this, the fat*ss kept flagging videos and abusing copyright and fair use law in the process. Ironically, Phil's making his own watered down TIHYDP videos himself so it really shows how much of a hypocritical fa*ggot he really is. Phil is also at risk at losing his entire channel if these flags backfire on him. Nice going, idiot.

Phil Gets Flagged

In August of 2015, some guy called Jackie Chin who made a sh*tty intro for DSP's vlog channel decided it would be lulzy to claim copyright on all of the videos that Phil used his intro in. Naturally, Phil had a sh*tfit over this, as he had to remove a bunch of his videos from both his gaming channel and his vlogging channel, deal with a bunch of red tape regarding counter-claiming the copyright claims, and was also temporarily barred from livestreaming on his vlogging channel. A couple of days later, another "sociopath' called BeAwesomeOne filed another copyright claim against one of Phil's pre-stream videos that had used a piece of artwork made by BeAwesomeOne. Once again, Phil started bawwwing as he had to remove every video of his pre-streams that existed on his channel, as all of them had a bunch of artwork submitted by other people. This added up to well over 600 videos.

While these claims didn't manage to take Phil down completely, they did f*ck Phil in a number of other ways. According to Phil (so this could potentially be all bullsh*t), since he gets paid per view, in the month of August Youtube noted that he had lost a ton of views by deleting all of those videos, and so didn't pay him nearly as much as he normally would have been in August and October. Another side effect of removing the videos and losing the total views was that he now is less likely to show up in search results on Youtube, which would probably have lost him views if his reputation wasn't already in the sh*t.

The John Rambo Video

Phil's former buttbuddy John Rambo decided to make a video making fun of Phil's favourite new source of income, Patreon, which of course Phil assumed was directed at him (which it probably was), prompting Phil to make a video talking sh*t about him. John finally got sick of Phil throwing sh*t at him, and decided to make a video with his friend Howard detailing all the sh*tty things Phil's done to them over the last couple of years. Some of the thing Phil had done to them include:

• Pocketing all the money from Project 7, and refusing to pay anyone else involved (except John) and then claiming that he tried to pay everyone else, but no one else wanted any money. Phil then used the money to buy himself a new BMW.
• Taking the Project 7 shirts that John and Howard helped pay for, then selling them and giving them away himself without reimbursing them.
• Giving Howard a broken Super Street Fighter II Turbo board, and then demanding it back after Howard had fixed it at his own expense.
• Throwing John under the bus when Phil wanted to play Mario Party with his girlfriend rather than John, telling his fans that John thought Mario Party wasn't mature enough.
• Getting pissy at Howard because he was too busy to record with him one time, then remaining pissy with him even after Howard cancelled his other plans to record with Phil, to the point that he never spoke to Howard again after the recording.
• Profiting off of the death of a friend by making a video about it.
• sh*t talking John for cancelling a recording session for personal reasons.
• Bitching about John on Youtube for not wanting to record because John was too busy with his own life, going as far as refusing to talk to John directly, instead deciding to read out one of John's message in a video.

2016 and new channel (KOGaming)

Philbert claims that he's somehow managed to convince Machinima to let him make a new channel in 2016. Why Machinima would agree to do this is anyone's guess, as Phil's other channels appear to be doing exceptionally poorly, judging by the amount of e-begging he's been doing, but whatever.

Here's the genius part of all of this though: this new channel will have a name that is completely unconnected to all of DSP's other channels in a bid to distance himself from all the "negativity" associated with him. Now, if you're smarter than DSP (if you aren't, you know what to do), you will have noticed a few problems with this plan. First, expecting a brand new channel with no links to his old stuff to produce enough revenue to save his floundering ass is f*cking delusional. However, this likely won't be a problem as there is absolutely no way his whiny voice and sh*tty gameplay won't be found by everyone immediately.

The content of this channel will supposedly be edited summaries of Phil's Let's Plays (which is essentially what a This is How You DON'T Play is), along with a bunch of top 10 lists. So now Phil is doing the things that he previously shat on other Youtubers for. An inherent flaw in Phil's plan is is own crippling laziness. Editing videos is not exactly taxing for a normal human being, but Phil is the kind of person who apparently got sick making a short edited video for his Christmas special. It will only be a matter of time before Phil abandons this channel, either that or makes his fantards do his job for him as he usually does.

As expected, Phil's new channel was found pretty much as soon as it went public. Error creating thumbnail: Unable to save thumbnail to destination KOGaming was the name chosen by Phil, which probably took him about 5 minutes to come up with, considering how generic it is. Not only that, but there are a bunch of other Youtube channels that have this very same name, and Phil's channel doesn't even show up above a handful of them in the Youtube search results.Another example of Phil's laziness and unoriginality is the channel logo. Instead of coming up with some kind of original design, Phil has instead decided to just copy PewDiePie's just-as-original logo in the hope of poaching some of Pewd's more retarded viewers. As if that wasn't lazy enough, Phil's new logo is f*cking clipart, and can be easily found by simply Googling 'fist punch;' proving that Phil is only ever willing to put the absolute minimum amount of work into anything, and that there's no way a channel that requires him to do more work than sitting on his fat ass playing videogames all day will last very long with him at the helm. But then Phil got butthurt over everyone saying he was ripping off PewDiePie more than he should and decided to change his channel logo to one of him standing awkwardly with boxing gloves on; going from a channel logo that could have gotten him some accidental views, to one that no one would ever want to click on.